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Your Guardian Asian

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foxnewsofficial:

my grandpa planted lots of different flowers in his garden just before he died without telling my grandma and she put his ashes in the garden because he loved it so much and then all these beautiful flowers just kept appearing for like 2 years like he was still gardening i think it’s a really sweet story

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aantifreeze:

none evans with left boob

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themaidofdishonor:

garetthawes:

wicked au with amy poehler as glinda and tiny fey as elphaba

I would pay my life savings to see this

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puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

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tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

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situpsandfruitcups:

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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moldydrugs:

Is there anything better than pussy?

(via -why-is-your-heart-racing-)